This is something I came across while surfing the net instead of working at office 🙂
What you drink says a lot about you..
If Women drink…
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
2. Cocktails or Blender drinks with umbrella
Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
3. Mixed drinks – no umbrellas e.g.; Gin and tonic / Scotch and soda
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants
Approach: If she wants you, she’ll send YOU a drink.
Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship.
Approach: Don’t. (this is true unless your looking for something like my previous posting then she is worth the effort)
5. Wine – (bottled, not 4 litre cask)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.
6. Bacardi Breezer, Red Square, Archers Cooler, Smirnoff Ice, Mudshake etc.
Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is… and you’re in.
7. Cape Velvet
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.
8. Shots and Slammers (Tequila, Vodka, Aftershock etc.)
Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk…and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub, Nothing to do but wait…….
If Men Drink…
He’s probably under-aged and wants to get laid.
2. Cheap Domestic Beer
He’s poor / student and wants to get laid.
3. Castle Lager Beer
He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
4. Imported Beer
He’s old; he likes good beer and wants to get laid.
The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.
He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth so that he can still get laid
He’s hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.
8. Vodka or Brandy
Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.
Thinks he’s sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.
He doesn’t give two shits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.
11. Jack Daniels
Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.
12. Rum or Tequila
Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.
Pause: You get the picture – guys are sooo simple right ????
13. Bacardi Breezer, Red Square, Archers Cooler, Smirnoff Ice, etc
He’s gay (blatantly) – don’t turn your back or pick up any dropped change