Crazy Stupid Love

Me without you is like
A pot head who’s not high
A plane that doesn’t fly
A suicidal that doesnt die
A fat man with no b00bs
A condom with no lube
A starcraft with no noobs
A hooker with no luck
A h0e that doesn’t suck
A slut that doesn’t fuck
A shoe with no laces
A nerd without braces
A gay guy without style
Slut without a pile
A phone without a dial
A desk without a seat
Socks without feet
A heart missing its beat!

Courtesy of Boardofwisdom – Author Unknown.

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