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50 Universal Truths About Men

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This list is courtesy of Bob Grant

  1. Why should I remind you that “I love you?” I already told you once.
  2. I’ll do anything for sex; even commit to you for life.
  3. I hate arguing with you. I’d much rather find a compromise.
  4. I love long hair. Sorry, but I do.
  5. When you speak softly, I can’t help but listen.
  6. I need to be told “no” sometimes. Not a lot, but every now and again reminds me that you are expensive.
  7. Please don’t ask me how you look unless you’re willing to trust my answer.
  8. My eyes notice other women a lot more when you are upset with me.
  9. When you’re happy with me I can’t help but want to please you. Read the rest of this entry
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